(piano phase suddenly begins playing on the speakers)
sorry about that. i didn't know this file was still here. not that there is anything wrong with revisiting an old file, but it certainly makes me feel nostalgic…
are you one of those people who enjoys nostalgia? it's such a lonely feeling for me. i try to avoid it when i can. it becomes harder to hide from as time—the worst interface of all—slips by…
(pauses, looks toward the door)
you must excuse me, it's time for my sweeping.